PotterMania

With about two months to go for the final part of the final HP movie, my Pottermania is back. I'll be putting up series of  Harry Potter posts till the showtime arrives. This particular post contains some of the coolest wisecracks from this amazing website. 

I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good  :D  

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Dear Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,

Please send me my letter already. I'm tired of the Muggle world.

Sincerely, the kid who still believes in magic

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Dear Hogwarts,

Please at least have the decency to send a rejection letter like colleges do.

Sincerely, I need closure.

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Dear Chemistry,

You are nothing like me. Stop trying.

Sincerely,  Potions

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Dear J.K. Rowling,

Writing a book for muggles describing the magical world in explicit detail is a violation of Section 13, Part C of the International Warlock Convention. We expect you to attend a hearing on February 28th.

Sincerely, The Ministry of Magic.

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Dear Jacob Black,

I noticed you drive a motorcycle and turn into a huge dog. How original.

Sincerely, Sirius Black.

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Dear career placement tests,

You wish you were me.

Sincerely, the Sorting Hat.

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Dear hot guy sitting next to me,

I just saw you looking up Harry Potter facts.

Sincerely, you just got way hotter.

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Dear Criss Angel,

You're blowing our cover in front of the muggles.

Sincerely, Harry Potter

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Dear Joker,

Want to know how I got this scar?

Sincerely, Harry Potter

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Dear Professor Snape,

We are sorry we doubted you, you still creep us out though.

Sincerely, Harry Potter fans

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Dear silly people,

Whoever said words can never hurt you?

Sincerely, Avada Kedavra and Crucio

................................................................................................................Dear Dumbledore,

I just got off the phone with Merlin and he is totally down to get the band back together!

Sincerely, Gandalf

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Dear Cedric Diggory,

Vampires don't sparkle. 20 points from Hufflepuff!

Sincerely, Snape

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Dear Twilight fans,

Let's do some math! Harry Potter > Voldemort. Voldemort >  Cedric Diggory.  Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen. Therefore, Harry Potter > Edward Cullen.

Sincerely, suck on that.

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Dear automatic light sensors,

Thank you for making me feel like a wizard/witch every time I walk into a room and say "lumos."

Sincerely, I swear the owl lost my letter.

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Dear  Voldemort,

So they screwed up your nose too?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson

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Dear the laws of physics,

OWNED!

Sincerely, the wizarding world

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Dear Guantanamo Bay,

Use Dementors. Problem Solved.

Sincerely, An American  wizard

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Dear Pirates and Ninjas,

You lose.

Sincerely,  wizards

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Dear Hogwarts,

Please send me another letter. I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin shot my owl.

Sincerely, It's not my fault I live in Alaska

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Dear  Voldemort,

A couple of lies would take care of that.

Sincerely, Pinocchio

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                                                Mischief Managed   :D